Why weren't all the perpetrators of (To big to fail gate) prosecuted?
Only 20% of the population would have been left to run the jail.
20% is a generous estimate.

I don't see this headline on the DRUDGE REPORT.
"Report: Republicans Altered Benghazi Emails"

According to information found on the Internet which may be reliable.
Every second, the Sun produces the same amount of energy as about 62.5 trillion Hiroshima bombs.
Who pays the bill?

How many groups that the IRS was unfair to,
hire undocumented workers and pay them under the table,
thus avoiding taxes?

James Rosen,
Do you have a lawn and who mows it?
How about your parents?

If you rely on forwarded email for accurate information gathering,
(Rub your two brain cells together and try to finish the sentence above)

1) When must a radio talk host dump the caller?
When the caller gets anywhere near the truth.

2) If you have never held public office,
what do you really know about getting things done in government?

3)Your first mistake is the mistake,
your second mistake is not admitting you made a mistake.

Public relations:
Is the statement naive or
is believing the statement naive?

297,287,000 aren't tuned in to the show.

If we find that there is no life on Mars,
it would be a nice place to live.

Punishing good behavior is a wormhole to the 19th century and cell phones.

The simple Morris survival guide:
When you hear him simply hit mute for one minute.

You may be dreaming,
pinch yourself and find out.

The grim reaper didn't know where you were,
but as soon as they announce you are the world's oldest person
he'll find you.

How does the world work?

A -Magic

B -Scientific mathematical precision 

C -Magic on odd numbered days, scientific mathematical precision on even numbered days.

Sony no baloney

Oblivion
Elysium
Bankrupsium
Freedom of speechium
The rent is to damn highium
The wage is to damn lowium
Health care costs to muchium
Honor and Integritium
Is god goodium?
I'm a geekium
If you don't get it you arntium

Lounge lizard or just another one of the
gigantic humongous a-holes that we
have to deal with every day?

When the magnetic poles of the sun flip
it has to be a positive development.

"State of the Union"
We have left the toilet and are in the sewer
headed to the treatment plant.

Dolphins will only jump through a hoop
if they receive a reward.
If the dolphin receives a penalty for jumping
through the hoop, the dolphin stops jumping through the hoop.

How do you know for sure
that your VMAs performance went to far?
The cops show up and take you to jail.

I once saw a catering truck operator pull
muffins out of a dumpster and put them
on his truck.
Deregulated republican?

All you need to know to be well paid:
Suck,lick,lie with personality.

Someone has to do the job correctly
or the lights don't come on.
~
This comment is like a grain of sand
on the shore of the Milky Way galaxy.