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I think it's a simple solution,
I just change the channel.

What Women Want, the simple formula:
1] She thinks you look as good as a
twenty five year old Tom Cruise.
2] You can do the ABCs with your tongue for forty five minutes.
3] You are worth one billion dollars.
One out of three will get you one month of happiness.
Two out of three will get you three years six months of happiness.
Three out of three will get you 2 years of happiness.

Why elect representatives if they need to take a poll to
check the majority's wishes before every decision?
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Can you have a public discussion about something
that has to remain secret to be effective?

Look on the bright side, stuck in a bus for 20 years
could be much like prison.
Stuck in a closet with a microphone could be also.

What's next month,
the moon falls out of orbit?

A rogue planet could enter our solar system
striking the earth and sending it into the sun.
We can be prepared for this type of disaster
if we all wear inflatable rubber suits equip with fire extinguishers.

President Obama is the smartest person in our country
at this time, I am sure he will make the right decision.

[The special theory of gravity]
Misery = the mass of the object multiplied by the
velocity of the object multiplied by the amount of
time the object experiences misery.
Gravity = Misery multiplied by the (speed of light to the power of googol).
Misery generates gravity but do to spooky action at a distance the gravity
generated shows up some where else.
Happiness generates anti-gravity in the same way.
I estimate that all life forms experience 15 minutes of happiness
every 24 hours.This explains why we have enough gravity
to overcome anti-gravity.
If happiness ever becomes greater than misery the entire universe
would fall apart into a cloud of dust expanding to infinity
and we would have infinite happiness.

In today's changing financial environment you need a new type
of plan to meet your retirement needs.
I recommend getting an early start saving for your retirement.
Start saving 200 years before your birth and you will save
enough by the time you are fifty to pay for someone else's
hookers and blow.

For now lets just assume that gravity
is a law of nature.
What happens when we assume?

As far as the new lineup goes,
I would rather look at Maddow.

Don't forget the US National Debt doubled
between 2000 and 2008.

There’s no need to qualify everything you do. Own your preferences and decisions.

https://soundcloud.com/mitis

Did you get the new Cabbage Patch phone?

GOP hangs self with old rope.

I hear people are eating on $6 bucks a day
and getting rich.

Question for republicans:
Wouldn't giving to charity be a sin
and having it taxed from you be saintly?

An observation:
Your article will get hits if it has the words "Miley Cyrus" in it.

Need a strategy? Try winning an election.

Why would a person put so much effort into
trying to destroy something if it is already a disaster?

[The ongoing republican strategy and outcome.]
Do everything possible to try to destroy the Affordable Care Act
and shut down the government, receiving the blame for this hideous strategy,
losing the majority of elections into the foreseeable future until
the last fossil of this bygone era is placed into a museum next
to a golden microphone.
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[What they should have done.]
Come up with a better health care plan and spend
all their effort promoting it,winning elections
and passing new law.

"Public Wants To Use Debt Ceiling To Fight For Spending Cuts, Not Obamacare"
Correction:"Public is watching Duck Dynasty"

Six years ago when America was looking for a plan to
make healthcare affordable for the average person,
republicans said "there is nothing wrong with the system we have
no one is being turned away at the hospital."
They are six years late and have plenty of money.

US National Debt

1929 $ 17 billion
--------------------Multiplier 2.35 --Herbert C. Hoover - Franklin D. Roosevelt
1939 $ 40 billion
--------------------Multiplier 6.33 --Franklin D. Roosevelt - Harry S. Truman - World War 2
1949 $ 253 billion
--------------------Multiplier 1.13 --Harry S. Truman - Dwight D. Eisenhower
1959 $ 285 billion
--------------------Multiplier 1.24 --Dwight D. Eisenhower - John F. Kennedy - Lyndon B. Johnson
1969 $ 354 billion
--------------------Multiplier 2.34 --Richard M. Nixon - Gerald R. Ford - James E. Carter
1979 $ 827 billion
------------------------------Multiplier 3.45 --James E. Carter to 1981 - Ronald W. Reagan
1989 $ 2 trillion 857 billion
-------------------------------Multiplier 1.98 --George H. W. Bush to 1993 - William J. Clinton
1999 $ 5 trillion 656 billion
-------------------------------Multiplier 2.11 --William J. Clinton to 2000 - George W. Bush to 2008
2009 $ 11 trillion 910 billion
-------------------------------Multiplier 1.85 --Barack Obama - ?
2019 $ ?
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If we hit 22 trillion by 2019 that would be a Multiplier of 1.85 from 2009 --Barack Obama - ?
That is one possible projection, no one can predict the future.