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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3526 Top

Scientists have it figured out.
That's why the economy went into the toilet.
Want to cut down on pollution then you
should invent viable fusion.

Reply #3528 Top

Will robots listen to radio and watch TV?

Reply #3529 Top

Just think,
soon hijackhack of cars, planes, trains, trucks, delivery drones
will be common place.
All made possible by our new incredible technology.

Reply #3530 Top

I once read that Einstein thought that if he didn't
come up with the "Unified field theory"
no one ever would.

Reply #3531 Top

The formula predicting the existence of the "Theory of Everything".
A new discovery or theory = The distance to the "Theory of Everything" divided by 2

Reply #3533 Top

No one can crap your encryption.

Reply #3534 Top

Evil and evil, Wrong and wrong.

Reply #3535 Top

We could all starve to stop climate change.
We could all starve if the climate changes.
Pick one.

Reply #3537 Top

Which of these do you use?
Microf**k
MicroDouche
Worthless garbage
These come in handy.
I've used them each a million times.

Reply #3538 Top

My number 1 Tip For Success,
Have a wealthy relative.
~
'Cosmos' Host Explained Why Creationism Makes No Sense.
First there was nothing then a big pile of gold appeared.

Reply #3539 Top

Have you ever noticed?
No matter what you do
They are never happy
It is never enough
It is never fast enough
It is never really appreciated
Give them an inch and they take a mile
Be a door mat
They will take it all and want more
They always want the impossible
Are they real or just an empty blow up doll?
Are they the stuff under your toe nails?
Do they know how to think?
Are they conscious?
Are they cat puke?

Reply #3540 Top

100 years to crack your encryption,
30 seconds to jack your key,
10 seconds to use the back door,
5 seconds to fall through the bug,
priceless.

Reply #3541 Top

Gun control or psychiatrist control?

Reply #3542 Top

They love you so much you'll drop dead at 45.

Reply #3543 Top

Have you been using "Pretend it's Secure"?
You can find it at PIS security.

Reply #3544 Top

Global warming didn't work
climate change is failing
maybe we could try
"weather crisis".

Reply #3545 Top

Right now we are experiencing Economic disaster
after weather crisis we can experience
Global monetary collapse.

Reply #3547 Top

If your income is zero your income tax is zero.
This type of income greatly simplifies your tax return
and all most anyone would be sure that their
tax return is accurate.

Reply #3548 Top

The Twenty-First Century economy.
Ponzi climate
pot

Reply #3549 Top

"It has been estimated by E.O. Wilson that the total number of
individual ants alive in the world at any one time is between
one and ten quadrillion.According to this estimate, the total
biomass of all the ants in the world is approximately equal
to the total biomass of the entire human race. Also, according
to this estimate, there are approximately 1 million
ants for every human on Earth."

Reply #3550 Top

I can't hear illegally recorded private conversations.