A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
As soon as they invent the mind reader
you can all report to the disintegration booth.
Lets pretend for a moment that you live in a country
with 100% unemployment.
If the government raises the minimum wage,
how much more will you be earning?
It's the old bait and switch,
You have received the bait it is time to switch.
Heinous acts:
1 stealing private property
2 selling stolen private property
3 copying and distributing stolen private property
for financial gain.
4 Blackmail
Damages $ ?
Today I was at the beach,
I saw bees crawl through the sand toward the surf
until the water washed them away.
The real unemployment rate?
30.666 %
Why not botch executions on purpose or through
carelessness?
You would be no better than the person being executed.
Even though our minds perceive that we only
move forward through time,
we are actually moving backwards through time.
We should arrive at the dark ages in about ten years.
We can't remember the future because it is a traumatic
experience and we blotted it from our memory.
How much C02 could we prevent from going
into the atmosphere if we did the following.
Stop the manufacture and use of cell phones.
Stop the manufacture of computers.
Shut off all cell phone towers.
Shut off all computers and the Internet.
Stop manufacturing solar panels.
Stop manufacturing all rechargeable batteries and stop charging batteries.
Stop all types of circulating news on climate change.
Computers and the Internet are creating electric gyroscopic precession
that is changing the Earth's tilt on it's axis and causing climate change.
We walked through hell to get to hell.
Question: When was the last time the oil
Price per barrel was under $60.00 ?
Answer:
Oil price per barrel.
February 2009 $31.04
2009 Average $53.56
You die and find yourself reincarnated as a bird.
You fly through the air as easily as a fish swims,
float on warm air rising without even flapping your wings.
You are as free as it gets and fly over the rainbow,
when hungry you can eat road kill and bugs.
How do you prove male virginity?
Suuuuurrrrrrre he was.
Will a 'self-driving car' hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road
to avoid hitting a small child that runs out in front of it
if it can't stop in time?
Will a 'self-driving car' know that when it approaches a
camera enforced intersection yellow means stop?
~
Masters of paper.
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Will a 'self-driving car' go around a mail delivery vehicle
that is parked in it's lane and cross a double yellow line
to do so?
Will a 'self-driving car' know that a car parking on the right
side of the road is actually going to pull a U-turn directly
in front of it at the last minute?
Cosmetics was the ad that they gave me.
Everything is perfect,
Now.
Stupid is the new smart.
Failure is the new success.
Don't forget the VA scandal.
Brushed aluminum is faster.
Crisis Management and the Peter Principle.
The unknown friend of a known friend could be an unknown enemy.
The October surprise is starting early this year.
'Fake Climate crisis threat to future of human civilization'...
It is easier to fool someone than convince them
they have been fooled.
[Copy of emails found in trash]
From LL
To Wh
Subject axt rat
Let the cheese know that the rats will be
removed from the premises and placed
in a rat sanctuary. ETA four months.
Sincerely,LL
Reply
From Wh
To LL
Subject axt rat
Let the cheese know that the rats will be
removed from the premises and placed
in a rat sanctuary. ETA four months.
Sincerely,LL
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Good, when complete you will
receive a bonus.
Sincerely,Wh
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