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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3601 Top

The history of invention.
black powder
nitroglycerin
dynamite
gelatinous dynamite
percholates
chlorates
ammonium nitrate
liquid oxygen
atomic bomb
nuclear bomb
internet

Reply #3602 Top

I heard you get a gram of coke
for every nude photo you post on Instagram?

Reply #3603 Top

"Microbial life found living on exterior of International Space Station..."
Next they'll be on the moon.

:rofl:

Reply #3604 Top

Pay cuts don't motivate anybody.

Reply #3605 Top

Instead of giving heavy weapons to the allies,
why not just take them away from the enemy?

Reply #3606 Top

Use "Platinum data safe ultimate gold plus plus",
Cash.

Reply #3607 Top

Romney's problem,
not enough time on the golf course.

Reply #3608 Top

When playing golf an inexperienced player
will walk right into a sand trap.

Reply #3610 Top

Are we living in a B movie?

Reply #3611 Top

I'm really blown away Dave,
somebody better screw in the light bulb.

Reply #3612 Top

Wow Dave,
I'm totally blown away.

Reply #3613 Top

I hope you don't need any more reasons to vote republican.

Reply #3614 Top

If the elections were two months from now,
would the results be different?

Reply #3615 Top

Let me try to reassure you that there
is only an extremely low chance that
"political correctness" will destroy human civilization.

Reply #3617 Top

Do we live in a psychopathic universe?
Should we consciously uncouple to dementia?

Reply #3619 Top

To disinfect airplanes and rooms maybe you could
develop an Ebola bug bomb to get into every crack and crevice.

Reply #3620 Top

[Lets follow the Ebola breadcrumbs. A quick overview.]
1 "Ebola response coordinator" Ron Klain served as Chief of Staff
to Vice president – Al Gore (1995–1999) and has almost no health care experience.
2 Flights from Ebola country's have not been halted to the US.
3 The top secret space plane just landed having completed it's mission.
4 First known Ebola victim in US was turned away at the hospital
the first time he showed up there.
5 Nurse with Ebola allowed to fly on public airline.
6 Doctors with Ebola flown into the US for treatment which was unnecessary.
7 Thousands of US troops being sent into Ebola country.
8 CDC says all US hospitals are ready for Ebola but they are not.
9 Ebola is very deadly disease with no vaccine or cure.
10 Quote I read in the news more than once "Climate deniers should be put to death".
There is only one logical explanation,
They want you to think that Al Gore created Ebola to save the planet from climate change.
Psychological warfare.

Reply #3621 Top

Question for country's that stopped inbound flights from Ebola country's.
Has it backfired on you yet?

Reply #3622 Top

They say soda is bad for you.
When you stop drinking soda and lose
your job because you aren't getting enough done
fast enough, and then live in a ditch because you
can't pay your bills,
is that bad for you?

Reply #3623 Top

One good thing about windows 8
it has the classic control panel.

Reply #3624 Top

The first rule of smart club:
Don't talk about smart club.
The second rule of smart club:
Don't talk about smart club.

Reply #3625 Top

Welcome to the new game show called Ebola.
You are a nurse that just came back from Africa.
Pick door number one or door number two.
Let's see what is behind door number one.
You come back from Africa and go directly to
a quarantine facility where you stay for 21 days or what ever,
until you are cleared to go home and live life as usual.
Let's see what is behind door number two.
You come back from Africa and skip quarantine and go to your home.
After two days at home you develop Ebola and puke all
over the place. The authorities take you to the hospital and
while you are there they remove everything you own from your
home including the curtains and carpet and burn them. They
also bleach your entire home. After you are cured of Ebola you
return to your empty home that stinks like bleach,that none of your friends
will visit and you can't sell.
You can pick door 1 or door 2, thanks for playing Ebola.