What does it feel like in space?
Go swing on a swing set,
when you get to the top and change direction
you are in space.

"Low and In, Spin to Win, Turn, CRUSH IT!"
My health insurance was a mess starting in 2003,
welcome to the party pal.
Chris Christie is the only electable republican
at this time.

Do you read the
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Apocalypse Report

Questions:
Is a high resolution screen still high resolution
after smearing fingers with peanut butter residue on them
all over the screen?
What is the difference between Windows 8 and 8.1 ?
I'll hang up and listen for the answer.

When for the first time you think you're mentally ill
you've gone sane.

Why don't people walk on the sun?
The gravity is to strong there.

Big government put man on the moon.

What is 3 gigs of crap you don't want to download for another year or never?

How do you know that light doesn't travel
faster in the space between galaxies if you've
never been there?

David Letterman always was my favorite.

What ever happened to
"Sticks and stones will brake my bones but
words will never hurt me"?

Response to Noam Chomsky on truther stuff:
"Unless they are total lunatics and they are not total lunatics" is the
crux of your argument?

A man inside a train going 50 mph on earth bounces a ball inside the train.
A man in a space station in earth orbit observes the man in the train bouncing the ball.
Both of these men observe a different reality with respect to the path of the ball.
Therefore there is more than one and many realities, each no more real than any other.
A vacuum is not empty it is full of a reality.

Instead of backward engineering the universe
why doesn't someone just hack into it?

Exactly!

Saw you walking underneath the stars couldn't stop 'cause I was in a car

Sorry wrong ID....

If someone says they are good at multitasking what does it mean?
They can screw up three things simultaneously.

 I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early! 

Each sheet of toilet paper will have a camera in it
if it doesn't already.
Isn't technology great?

Santa is magic and can deliver presents to 7 billion
people in one day, fly in a slay pulled by reindeer and come
down any chimney.

If you win the lotto and take the cash pay out you
get less than half. Then you pay tax.
All your worries will be over if you win the big one.
[Except]
Collapse of civilization,natural disaster,disease,accident,
sting operation,people pretending to be your friend,
poisoning,war,nuclear holocaust,alien abduction,deafness,
blindness,vd,rip offs all day long because you can afford it,
abduction,theft and the list could go on forever.

A star goes supernova and blows it self into an
expanding dust cloud containing uranium-238.
Billions of years later the remnants of the star
form a new solar system. Five billion years later
intelligent life exists on one of the planets
in that solar system. Aren't those life forms lucky
that the half-life of uranium-238 is about 4.47 billion years
and there is still some radio active uranium left for
them to experiment with?

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Is Phil Robertson the next Bruce Jenner?