stuartdoull

Reply to Why the Movie "Troy" Sucks in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

For anyone who is interested Eric Bana (Paris) started his career here in Oz as a comedian. He was excellent. In fact, he was bloody excellent. He was concise with his observations (his impersonation of one of our TV stars, Ray Martin (ex-journalist now doing daytime chat shows) was hysterical). I haven't seen him act except in his first film, Chopper (a film based on the diaries of Chopper Read a real life standover man here in Melbourne who was a mos

Reply to Death in America. in Misc JoeUser Forums

When I die, if I have to be viewed, I'd like the undertakers to dress me in a nice pink crinoline house dress, something floral and I want 6 chicken feathers sticking out of my mouth. Also I want the music in the room to be something kinda awful in an avantgarde sortof way. Maybe some Phillip Glass played way too fast. I actually like Phillip Glass but I reckon Einstien On The Beach played at 78 rpm would sound kinda funny. Either that or some inane mo

Reply to New York, 2008, nuclear terrorism in Politics JoeUser Forums

I imagine once America had got over the initial shock and devestation at such a horrific act there would be a lot of anger, confusion and hatred. I imagine that all Arabs and Egyptians etc would be put into internment camps so that they could be "interrogated". At this stage all of them would be suspect. None of them will be released. I imagine that one of these camps would be overthrown by an angry american militia and all the occupants execut