Piznit

Piznit

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Electricity vs. Cat. If you can read the poster parts, its pretty funny. Procedure: Hook up battery to cat. If cat fights, hook up 2 batteries. Watch. hahah

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[quote]General rules for movie suggestions: 1. Nothing R rated. I have a friend who has the equipment to censor them for the sake of the subjects, but I don't feel like having him do that. It wastes time and rules out many potential subjects. 2. Nothing incredibly gorey. Someone can get shot, but I don't want a movie where someone gets cut in half by a chainsaw... 3. Nothing that curses every other word.[/quote] Im pretty

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Did the player base die over the weekend? I come back this Monday (today), there are no, and I mean not a single one, custom game up, and only 2 people in pantheon. Perhaps I just hit it at a bad time...

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when you pick him on the selection screen he says: "Hello! My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die..." "I do not think that word means what you think it means" "I am looking for a man with 6 fingers on his right hand"

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Yeodan: A cant find an actual list...but after a game is over and it shows you the breakdown of damage/flags/kills and stuff, theres another tab at the bottom that shows you what things you "won" Off the top of my head I know you get points for Most Kills Least Deaths Most Assists Citadel Upgrades Flags Buildings (ones you tear down) Reinforcements Kill Streak hmm, thats all I can think of atm

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First of all, a big thumbs up to usedcondom and Fuesar to agreeing to do this. I hope this story makes you laugh a little. Its equal parts cheese, a little noobish, and definitely hilarious. My Team: Me (Torchbearer) Favor Item: Heaven's Wrath usedcondom (Unclean Beast) Favor Item: heaven's wrath Fuesar (Regulus) Favor Item: you guessed it...Heaven's Wrath Their Team:

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[quote]Always get XP 1 & 2. By level 10, your entire team will be a full level ahead of the other team, and you will be able to push your opponents off flags much more easily. Beware, however, that you'll be a little bit squishy early on. However, this is acceptable since your towers can provide decent protection at low levels. I dont care for the experience upgrade. Its 10% I think, which means when they are level 10, you'll be level 11. Wow...Personally, I think t

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[quote]Well it's better then a Steve Irwin DG....could you imagine hearing "crikey" all game.........[/quote] Irwin would get the ability: "Stick my thumb up its butthole" Effect: Crikey, that'll REALLY piss'em off!

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Does he get a class specific favor item? Like instead of Blade of the Serpent, he gets "That's Not a Knife...THIS is a Knife!" Cost: 2500 favor Effect: +50 weapon damage, ability to eat hot dogs, but they taste like shit.

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1.) Because some people think if you get the extra creeps one at a time, you are giving your opponent extra experience. So some people like to wait till war rank 8 and buy all the way up to catapults. Its dependant on the game I suppose. 2.) You'll always find teammates who ignore citadel upgrades entirely. They would rather focus on buying armor for themselves. Usually they play regulus, and have losing records. For upgra

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Getting assists on kills (or getting the kill) is probably the main reason I use it and like it. As for "stealing" a kill, other than the achievements that are broken anyway, your stats dont reflect kills beyond the game your in for accumulating favor points. I'll take someone "stealing" my kill anyday if it means we are that much closer to victory.

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[quote]Big Problem: if you constantly use warlords as a harassment tool like mana burn was for a demon hunter in warcraft, that's pretty awesome. I did some math though. A rook at level 5 with scaled helm and plenor will regen 13.46 mana a second. Warlords cooldown is 30 seconds and hits for -400 mana. So if you hit a guy for -400 mana with warlords, his mana will regen that 400 back in..... 29.7 seconds in other words, you get the mana back even before warlords hits again, and tha

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Has there been any progress into why this is happening or how to stop it from happening? Why is it always (and I do mean always) when we are winning? Does it have something to do with people leaving the losing team?

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[quote]Can someone do the math on the auto attack damage in say and instance were hammer slam would be used after boulder throw?' Say 3 swings mayby 4. But im gonna say 3. Thats Id say on an average opponent @ leval 10 800 damage. Plus shoulders...probably about 1200 or more. Thats rough im not sure on the numbers im just speaking from feel and experience since i used to run boulder throw hammer slam.[/quote] Dont shoulders continue to fire while your in the

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Stack3d_ Actr's advice is what I normally do when I'm a general. Having one monk in front of you and the other behind you is a great way to clear the mines. The one in front eats them all, then the one is back can still heal you. If you're assassin, you can simply try to take a more indirect route toward the reg. Especially in the early game when they can only drop 1 or 2 mines at a time. Dont chase them directly, as they most likely droppe

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I dont know about it being evolution or not, but when I saw that picture I could only think of one thing... TROGDOR was a man! TROGDOR was a, uh, dragon-man! Well, maybe he was just a dragon! TROGDOR!!! Burninating the village! TROGDOR!!! Burninating the peasants! http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

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Yes your Honor, its true. This man has no dick...

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Seeing as chat function and PMs never work, heres to hoping you read this. Saturday morning's game on Cataract simply crashed to desktop. We had a 900 pt warscore lead, here's to hoping you held on for the win! [e digicons]:beer:[/e]

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I dont know why they would do anything...but I am 99.9% positive those 2 names are AI's. I play against them all the time in Pantheon matches. Along with Hiritari or something like that.

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