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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #1426 Top
i just got a bad shock down my spine becase of thisindeed. there isn't a safe stuffed animal, anywhere.

Ha! :LOL: You got that right Dystopic!

While we are sharing pictures, my friend sent me the link to the 12 Commandments of Gaming.

Very cool. :D I'll have to forward this on to my rl gaming friends.

I dont necessarily mean to be an ahole to a child, However if you constantly provoke it, OH WELL. Besides, maybe he learnt a little leason or 2.  

You are only provoked by what you let provoke you. I doubt your antics have been instructive in any sort of useful way. :LOL:

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Reply #1427 Top
KP... you know how your my BEStest friend and alll. I was wondering whether you could give me a few ships? :D Pretty plis... (Give KP hug)


While we are sharing pictures, my friend sent me the link to the 12 Commandments of Gaming from the CTRL+ALT+DEL comic strip.

As an inside joke, I said that #8 got appended by one of the guys we played D&D with to add 'no matter how many pinky-bumps are needed'.

PS
I don't mean to push any one religion that has some 'commandments' upon any reader or person for that matter. I posted this image in the spirit of fun and jokes, so let's please keep any replies as such.


well you converted me
Reply #1429 Top
I don't know if there are any other Sluggites here, but I'm concerned where this one is going:

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Reply #1430 Top
I created a new empire, Earth Federation Starfleet! If anyone's intrested in joiningm I'll send you an invite!
Reply #1431 Top
I created a new empire, Earth Federation Starfleet! If anyone's intrested in joiningm I'll send you an invite!


More food!
Reply #1432 Top
KP... you know how your my BEStest friend and alll. I was wondering whether you could give me a few ships? Pretty plis... (Give KP hug)

Of course Firenight! You have a fleet with Ravager, W'tsai, and Swift Slasher class ships at your disposal. Use them well and win glory for the empire!

Here are some other gaming comic sites that some of you will find funny,WWW LinkWWW LinkWWW LinkWWW LinkWWW Link

I don't know if there are any other Sluggites here, but I'm concerned where this one is going:WWW Link

Thanks for the links Seth & Willy. :LOL:

I created a new empire, Earth Federation Starfleet! If anyone's intrested in joiningm I'll send you an invite!

Good luck with the empire general! :)

More food!

Indeed... :D

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Reply #1433 Top
Of course Firenight! You have a fleet with Ravager, W'tsai, and Swift Slasher class ships at your disposal. Use them well and win glory for the empire!


FN: Thanks KP, (turns to chucky) As for you chunky, sleep tight.

Chucky: why's that?

FN: These are the most powerful ships in the world... just ask yourself 1 question... do ya feel, lucky?
Reply #1434 Top
I just wrote an entire section on the meaning fo life. If you want you could check it out. you got to give credit for Imaginative thinking. :D

The Balance Theory
Reply #1436 Top
eddie izzard f****ng rocks
Reply #1437 Top
LOL, He's like pro
Reply #1438 Top
I just wrote an entire section on the meaning fo life. If you want you could check it out. you got to give credit for Imaginative thinking. The Balance Theory

Very insightful Firenight, and the discussion it created is very interesting. I was especially interested in people's comments about the nature/definition of evil. One book on the subject I found particularly interesting was "Becoming Evil" by James Waller. No it now a "how to" book! ;) It's about how ordinary people came to particpate in extraordinarily evil events like the Holocaust and other genocides in history.

eddie izzard f****ng rocks

Does anyone here watch "The Riches"? My gf and I love that show. It's a completely improbable storyline, which is part of why it's so much fun to watch. :)

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Reply #1439 Top
I do try my hardest. I like philosophy.
Reply #1441 Top
Today is a day of celebration for the Kzinti Empire! Reports have come in from the frontier of a great victory against our foes...

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And congratulations to two fierce t'kzintar who have earned the title of Hero, Ragnar1 and Star Falcon!  :CONGRAT: 

Also, a great welcome to our two newest warriors, LordAlexByron, and Radipu! :D

Every time i see a Kzinti I keep expecting them to say......

Has it ever happened? ;)

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Reply #1442 Top
Every time i see a Kzinti I keep expecting them to say......


Has it ever happened?


No i don't suppose any is strong enough to be called a Thundercat but i do have in my empire the enemy of the Thundercats Mumm-Ra The Ever Living Look...

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Reply #1443 Top
Today is a day of celebration for the Kzinti Empire! Reports have come in from the frontier of a great victory against our foes...This image has been resized. Click this bar to view the full image. The original image is sized 629x352.And congratulations to two fierce t'kzintar who have earned the title of Hero, Ragnar1 and Star Falcon!   Also, a great welcome to our two newest warriors, LordAlexByron, and Radipu! Every time i see a Kzinti I keep expecting them to say......Has it ever happened? Sentient species taste better...


And how dose someone get a score of over 500000 the most i get is 60000
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And how dose someone get a score of over 500000 the most i get is 60000

That's not even close to the highest scoring game though. Either Magnumaniac or Livonya have that title now, with both of them scoring 1 million point games!  :HOT: 

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Reply #1445 Top
yes but i still don't understand how to do it i have been looking but there dose not seem to be anything on the subject.
Reply #1446 Top
I have not seen you on my official thread KP i have written some great stories most of them featuring The Kzinti as well as The Geckodon Alliance and The Confederation as well as others.
Reply #1447 Top
yes but i still don't understand how to do it i have been looking but there dose not seem to be anything on the subject.

Here is a link to Livonya's post about his 1 million pint game. Very interesting reading. :)

Notes on a 1 million point game

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Reply #1448 Top
Thanks man but really visit us sometime every Hero has there big evil bad guy your ours and we miss you :SNIFF!:
Reply #1449 Top
awww *Hugs harborne*

BUDDDY! ;)  :p 
Reply #1450 Top
awww *Hugs harborne*BUDDDY!    


Our Big Bad Guy Never Comes To See Us Anymore Maybe He's a Scaredy Cat