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I am Jobs of borg.. I have patented your distinctive uniqueness. Tho we did not invent you it has been deemed that our interaction with you has changed your collective thought processes, this new pattern of thinking is ours. Please refrain from thinking in the future, all violators will have to pay us $150 per thought. Please send all monies to we_assimilate_everything_not_ours@mac'borg.com
I am Deionychus of Borg - try to assimilate me I'll bite yer f****n' head off man...
Looks like you were assimilated already 
Hehe...
I am Bill Gates of Borg... not only does Jobsy assimilate other peoples ideas, even his brain is/was somebody elses intellectual property.
Hehe... just can't help myself... can I...
I am Dentist of Borg... not at your age, you won't. Cos if I don't hurry with your dentures, you'll be sucking it off instead. 
BTW, Fuzzy Deionychus ( didn't know dinosaurs had hair.. but still) I hope your 'long break' has been enjoyable, refreshing and envigourating for you... you international man of mischief, you. 
Sorry to hear that, Angus, I hope all is well now and that your recovery is swift. Take care, bud.
Oops, nearly forgot what I originally came in here for...
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I will assimilate the misconduct report on me so that I didn't do what I have done.
I am Todd Palin of Borg... and I will unofficially assimilate in your official office so I didn't do it, either. 
I am John McCain of Borg... I am assimilating damage control here, and I'll have the Secret Service assimilate it for you.
Thanks Starkers. Recovery is very slow due to complications, but I've always been a tenacious son of a bitch so I'll get through this one also. Right now I'm kind of Borged out.
Sorry to hear your recovery isn't going the best, Angus, it's not what I was hoping to hear. I've had complications after surgeries myself (infections and the like) so I do feel for you and hope you'll be fighting fit in no time at all.
As for being all Borged out, here's a lttle help...
I am angus1949 of Borg... the surgeon may have assimilated my prostate, but my implant still gives 'rise' to much enjoyment.
I am timelimit of threads - Your lifetime will be exceeding? ..
I'm not so good at this...
I am Blow-up Doll of Borg... well hello there, big boy, why don't ya blow me up sometime... I'm so much better looking than that silly Borg assimulation pump and I never kiss n' tell.
I am Angus1949 of Borg... I am not at all happy with you, Blow-up Doll of Borg, you've assimilated a lot of my love and affection yet you still won't cook, clean or sew... and I need someone who'll at least fetch me a beer.
I assimilated Wife of Borg that doesn't do any of those things either.
I am Wife Of Borg.... Angus, are you complaining about me again... cos if you are, you'll be assimilating by yourself on the couch tonight. And you can forget about Blow-up Doll of Borg as well... she also has a headache.
Sounds good to me. Time for a little self-assimilation....I meant self-reflection.
Self-assimilaion, eh? Self reflection, eh?
Does that mean you are Angus1949 of Borg... and you self-assimilate in front of the mirror????
I am Boutique of Borg... Sarah Palin just came in and purchased $147.00 worth of clothes with Repub money, not that it'll improve her image any. None of it goes with her 'Moose Musk lipstick' and her ass still looks fat in it.
I am Repub Treasurer of Borg... instead of giving Sarah Palin $150k to tart up her appearance, I think we would better have been served paying an orthodontist to wire her mouth shut... given her huge propensity to put her foot in it with monotonous regularity.
I am Democrat Treasurer of Borg... I would have authorised twice as much the get her a lobotomy... but in actual fact it would cost a mere fraction of the $150k cos the surgeon would have very little to work with/on.
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