I am Peter Griffen of Borg.... those implants are friggin sweet!

I am Lois Griffen of borg...Peter,  are you happy to see me or is that an implant in your pocket?

I am Stewey Griffin of borg....First I will kill Lois, then take over the world.

I am Chris Griffin of borg.....Now it's my turn, evil monky in my closet!!!

I am Meg/Phil Griffin...... I hate you all. *runs off crying*

Im Quagmire of Borg..... hey baby nice implants you got there. Giggedy Giggedy, alllrigghht.

I am Cleveland of Borg.....Awwww these implants are naaasssteh.

double post

Take a look at this!   http://soundingcircle.com/newslog2.php/__show_article/_a000195-000414.htm

Also:

Act locally and think globally: Intracerebral testosterone implants induce seasonal-like growth of adult avian song control circuits

(http://www.pnas.org/content/99/19/12421.abstract)

In other words: If you've got an implant in the brain, you'll be singing like a bird!!!!  Crikey, mates! The Borg were right all along!

Oh, I was woundering how some women had so much balls.  Now I know.

I am Joe the Plumber of Borg..... that'll teach John McCain for standing up David Letterman, he booked me to appear at his rally and I didn't show up.

I am Sarah Palin of Borg... John's gonna be really pissed when he finds out Joe the Plumber was... er, um,  with me instead.

I'm Armageddon of Borg.  Waiting for Dec.21,2012.  But this election may screw up my timetable.

I am Effigy of Borg... to be hung up is one thing, but to be hung by the implant is another thing... and ain't funny.

Hey there Effigy of Borg: 

Brilliant!

So what's wrong with being hung?

Depends, I guess, well hung is one thing, tho I don't recommend by the neck 'til dead.

I am Well Hung of Borg... and I'd love to be able to wear shorts, but..... but my legs are too skinny and my knees knock.

"Hung" is just fine....i.e. John Holmes...or starkers.

"Hanged" isn't :

We certainly wouldn't want Starkers "Well Hanged" would we?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......let me think about that fer awhile, mate. 

'Ere, Doc, I resembles that thar remark.  I remembers as a nipper an' it 'ad bin rainin'... me muvver 'ung I on tha clothesline so's She dind' 'ave ter change me wet clothes.  It wur none too pleasant, I'll tell 'e.  While I 'ad me a bette'r view up thar, I got pin' n' needles all o'er tha place.

Would o' bin better if 'er 'andn't 'ung I upside down.

I am ze Prank Caller of Borg.... I called Sarah Palin to see if my French accent and French implant would, 'ow you say, get 'er aroused, and eet did.  She said I was amusing and that we could do a 'Bill" if she ugh got into ze White House.

I am Larry Flynt of Borg.... come and assimilate my 'Nailin' Palin' flick and everybody in the collective receives a free gift... the ladies will receive a free lipstick, and the gentlemen will receive a free poster of the Pig.

I am Theodore Roosevelt of Borg and this was my party.....

I an Moose of Borg... as if it wasn't bad enoufg with Sarah Palin taking pot shots at me, all the publicity now has every man and hisd dog out here trying to assimilate a piece of my hide.

I am Caribou of Borg... yeah, I hear ya, man, I got a piece of some city slicker's implant stuck in my butt.

Do you mean a bullet?

Well not exactly... not heard it called that before, but bullet, implant, assimilator, whatever...the poor caribou ain't feelin' too comfortable with it hanging out his butt.

I am Fur Seal of Borg... dunno what Moose and Caribou are complaining about, I got assimilated into a fur coat so's rich women can attract more implants.

After all those months at sea?

Resistance is ANYTHING in THAT neighborhood, buddy!  

I have that tattooed right over my cheeks.

I am Wizard of Borg.....I went *poof* right in the middle of being assimilated.;p