The Borg collective wouldn't be so stupid as to spend that kind of money on non-implantables.

We are Repubs of Borg... maybe not the collective, but we're that stupid: probably even stupiderer cos we'll end up throwing a hell of lot more money at her before Nov 4.

I'm Plastic Surgeon of Borg and do lotsa BIG implants!

Now that's a pair to draw to Doc.

If I'm throwin' money at em, they better be dancin' for it!

I am Lawyer of Borg... and I have been instructed by Ms Parton to have you cease and desist calling her most prized assests false, implants, plastic or any other term suggesting they are not real. Ms Parton swears they are the genuine article and will call upon many past assimilations to give evidence if she has to see your ass in court.

What a sobering thought.  Conjures up visions that make me almost want to .......too late.

Yup, another of my missions in life was to put my head between those puppies and have Dolly box my ears

I am Record Producer of Borg... whoever said Sarah Palin is a 'diva' is wrong... she has a singing voice that sounds like a cat that's had its tail trodden on.

I'm voter of Borg, and I'll be so glad when this election is over that I could just .

I'm Abo of Borg: I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me! (<--- fer me mate Starkers)

I'm Athiest of Borg: Join! It's a non-prophet organization!

I am Exorcist of Borg: Pay me or get repossessed!

I am Buddhist Monk of Borg: No pills for my toothache! I wish to transcend dental medication!

Good goin' Doc

I am TV Evangelist of Borg... I will assimilate all your money - praise the Lord - so you can go to Heaven, just like the camel who could pass through the eye of a needle because he gave away all his money.

I am Father Confessor of Borg.... repenteth unto me and confess all your sins.... tell me of all those women you have committed assimilation with *because my list is growing short* and thou shalt be saved.

I am Witch Doctor of Borg... I don't believe in all that confession crap... I just point my bone, say a few black magic incantations and I can assimilate with whom I like

I am noob of Borg... now what’s this about assimilation? Does anyone know of any good tutes on it? Do they have a trial version I can download? OMG, this is way over my head!!!

I'm Sir Cumference of Borg: From too much Pi!

I'm Blank of Borg: I have a photographic memory that wasn't developed!

I'm Electrician of Borg: I know what's watt!

I'm Secret Agent Baker of Borg: I trade secrets on a knead to know basis.

I'm also pretty spaced ... I posted this in 2 places (by accident of Borg),

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will this thread EVER die?

Never, RomanDA. Never fear, 2of3 we have your back!

RomanDA.....to honor your nick a bit of Latin, methinks:

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. 

Roman,  These game threads are the only thing that keep some of us old geezers going.  Please allow us our few pleasures, along with some warm milk and a clean Depends of course.

 <---- this thread....

until I can think of a few more blank of borg jokes... until then... I'm checking out the resistance is blank thread...

Help keep all of the game threads goind da_z.  Some young blood would always be welcome.

i was kidding all.. chill

 will do!

Nope!  It's the indestructible synthetic implants, you see..... like when the mind is willing and the flesh is too weak to assimilate, we have implants to drive us onwards and ever up(wards).