Banned for non-compulsory streaking at the topless basketball just to get the attention of the players.

banned for mocking the sports gods

Banned for demoting a deity.

Banned for seeking a promotion to minor demi-god from a demoted deity with an inferiority complex and who walks with a lisp.

banned for lisping your way out of things 

Banned for stuttering your way through 'You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet' at karaoke.

banned because stuttering is apart of my charm

Banned for being apart from your charm.... which is like polishing a turd.  Some of it rubs off on us, but geez, it leaves a terrible pong.

Banned for reinventing Smell-O-Vision.

banned for wheeling around in it

Banned for adding wheels to your turd and driving around.

Banned for weiners on a roll.

banned for rolling in the say afterwards

banned for rolling in the say afterwards

Banned for blaming the hotdog for burping up a storm and having the neighbours complaining about the noise.

Banned for burps and upchucks.

Banned for chucking the burping hotdog eater under the bus,

Yer all banned for taking up too much forum space....lol.

Banned for too infrequent participation in this 'ere thread.

banned for wanting frequency 

Banned for don't you pee more than usual already?

Banned for piddling in your pocket.

banned for not wearing pocket protectors

Banned for protecting the hole loose change falls through.

Banned for the whole debale over a hole and having a holier than thou attitude over holy men feeling cocky all day through a hole of biblical proportions.